Vicarious Pants

Sorry for the title; I just wanted the opportunity to put those two words together.  The reason they can legitimately go together is that the other day I bought a pair of (new) pants and this was in the pocket:

Slide with AmphoraThat’s right – inside my pocket was a slide of amphoras/vases in some Mediterranean market.  After getting over my shock of:

a) Finding something inside my new pocket

b) Discovering that that “something” was an archaic thing that my kids will almost certainly not understand

I found myself wondering where the actual photo was taken.  Was this a fleeting memory of someone’s Moroccan vacation in the summer of 1950, transposed to my pants in 2009?  Perhaps instead it is actually a photo of a movie set in California where they’re filming a Roman movie.  I’ve definitely never had a pair of pants make me think this much before…